Bad Applez Inc: Two Faced Rotten Apples

    This is why I prefer canned fruit, because whenever I buy it fresh I can never eat it all before it goes bad. I'll get a bag of apples and all will be good for a few days, then I'll be tired of eating all the apples and I'll take a few days off from them, then they start to look like the picture up there. It's too much pressure and I don't like to feel obligated to a food group.

    I can get behind these apples though, cause there's no need to worry about their freshness. These 3 inch resin apples are all hand painted by Mike "Nemo" Mendez and available starting today for only $20 by going to http://badapplezinc.storenvy.com/. Oh, and they look like skulls, which kinda gives kids a pretty good reason for not eating healthy so just be prepared for that argument if you have little ones.