Hug the Killer: Love Bug Edition from Mighty Jaxx

    If only these were the critters you got when you ate raw pork!  No one would mind having a bunch of these dudes living in your intestinal track, syphoning nutrients from your already digested meals.  It would be like having adorable little pets that hopefully would take a bath before you played with them.

    Hug the Killer is all pinked out just in time for Valentine's Day.  Is he really gonna hug you, or is he gonna eat you?  Who knows, but he's freakin cute so you should take the chance.  Mighty Jaxx only made 50 of this 4 inch tall love worm (I wouldn't Google 'love worm' if I were you) and he is $50.  Get him right now from their website.