Benefits of being a cyclops:
1.) You save tons of money on contact lenses.
2.) You're a shoe in to be cast in any movie involving Greek mythology.
3.) Your lack of depth perception means you never have a turn to drive in your carpooling group.
See, many of life's genetic defects have bright sides that you never thought about before. Unless you're a Nickelback fan as that mutated gene is born of pure evil. Sorry.
Dead Hand Toys is releasing this third wave of custom Funguhs today at 5pm Eastern time via http://deadhand.bigcartel.com/. They're only $15 each, which makes them the most affordable hand made toy I can think of.
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