Little known fact: Chairman Mao invented Candy Crush. Only someone like this fart muffin could have invented a game so cruel and addictive that it placates the masses and prevents an uprising. Just think about it: Each time you get mad about something your phone dings to let you know you have more lives and you commence playing and forgetting what you were mad about. "Damn, I don't know how we're gonna pay our mortgage this month, oh look someone sent me another life on Facebook." "I really feel oppressed working in this factory and not being able to meet my needs, oh it's Candy Crush time. " Candy Crush is the bane of man, the preventative measure to ensure we can not better ourselves and evolve from being mere cogs in the great machine of the state. I am currently up to level 105.
Frank Kozik loves taking the horrible leaders of the past and putting an artistic spanking on them. Bad horrible leaders, bad! Either that or he feels Mao would have gone ape to ride Space Mountain. This resin bust in brilliant red is an exclusive to DeKorner. Fifty of them exist and you can be one of their lucky owners this Monday, September 9th, at 9am Pacific time.
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