I've managed to stay alive this long by adhering to a few simple rules:
1.) Don't eat vegetables. Vegetables are nothing but propaganda fueled by the farming industry. And they taste like crap.
2.) Accept the fact that all women are born dangerous.
3.) Never trust anyone wearing a potato sack on their head.
Number 3 shouldn't surprise anyone really. When have you seen a guy with a burlap hood out helping old ladies across the street? Never, because they usually have a machete in one hand and a severed head in the other.
The Grump may make me modify my thinking slightly, as he's kinda cute. He may be just a miniature serial murder in training, but at only 3 and 1/2 inches tall the worst he could do is bite your little finger. UME Toys have made 13 of these to be released, coincidentally I'm sure, tomorrow Friday the 13th. He releases at 9am GMT at http://umetoys.bigcartel.com/.
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