Of course this bust of Frankenstein's Monster from Plaseebo look great on your shelf, but you can also use it to defend yourself during a home invasion. This is nine inches tall and made of solid resin that weighs in at four pounds. Now that might now seem like a lot, but smack some fool upside the head with it and you'll only need the cops to show up to remove the body. Not that this is marketed as a weapon, but I like to try and find the hidden added value. It's the same technique I use when the wife and I shop for things for the house.
"In an emergency, could we use this to kill a man?"
Sharon weighs the object in her hand, then stares inquisitively at my head.
"I think it would crack a skull."
End scene.
Plaseebo only made three of these and they will be released at www.plaseebo.net/webstore/ on Christmas Day.
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