Fact: the best flavor in the world is lemon, followed closely by orange and red meat. It's on the internet, so it must be true, am I right? Like that girl that supposedly got a third boob implanted on her chest to look like that chick from Total Recall. Oh wait, that was proven fake yesterday? Darn, who would have thought (other than anyone with two brain cells left to rub together). So maybe now all the major news outlets will pick up my fact about flavors and it will headline the evening news. Just know you heard it hear first, kids.
I sense another theme in today's post, and that's toys that look tasty. Super7 is releasing these Lemon Pie Guy and Foster tomorrow at the low low price of $25 each. Just don't try to lick em, as they are not responsible for your subsequent gastrointestinal problems.
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