Wouldn't it be fun if all of our skulls had secret artwork on them depending on our personalities? Then when we die they could all be placed in a great big museum for other people to come and look at and wonder what mysterious images their own skulls might contain. And right here you have witnessed my greatest curse. It's that I'm so great at coming up with ideas that cannot be replicated and sold for millions of dollars. Just yesterday I created an idea for real life montages, just like the ones in the movies, that would help you get all of your work done in a fraction of the time it actually takes. Got a big project coming up? Let me sell you this montage and finish it in no time! Wanna train for a heavy weight fight but have little to no experience? Don't be silly, in the course of one of my montages you'll not only learn all the skills you need, but be the best at them! I was ready to take this idea to Shark Tank and make Mark Cuban give me all his money, but alas, my product is but a figment of an over active imagination. Why can't I invent something tangible that can be factory made and sold on early morning infomercials?
If you long for a finely decorated skull like I do, how about one of these beauties from K. Olin Tribu and NooN. Made with the finest porcelain, each one is hand decorated with vintage motifs (my high school art teacher is so proud of me right now). Only 50 were made and are available right now at http://www.artandtoys.com/.
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