It looks like someone had a productive day in the yard. How long do you think it will be before every square inch of populated land on Earth will have a dead body under it? I feel that this is one of those things that could be solved by an equation of some sort that is well beyond anything I'm willing to risk bruising my brain to figure out. But I would assume with the way people are breeding there's got to be some point in time where its gonna happen. It will be so commonplace that they'll probably have to issue everyone a new type of recycling bin just to throw old bones in whenever they find them. Unearthed human remains pick up will be every other Wednesday or they will make special trips if you call in advance cause your bin is overflowing after digging for your new pool.
We're a long ways away from all of our backyards being as rich with marrow as the Paris catacombs, but people do make unexpected finds every once in a while when planting a new rose bush. And these Skelevex look like they are ready to give some unsuspecting gardener the scare of their lives. Only six of these "Shallow Grave Mummy" versions exist and you can snag one on Halloween (that's this Friday!!!) at 11:59 GMT at this link.
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