You're stranded at sea, floating at the will of the ocean's current in your life boat. Starvation has set in as you and your crew have eaten the last of your rations, and the constant exposure to the sun has pushed you to the brink of madness. But then, just when it seems that all hope is lost, you spot land. The glorious site of sand and palm trees reinvigorates your will to live, and you use what little strength you have left to guide your craft to shore. The feeling of land beneath your feet is better than anything you could ever remember, and your euphoria guides you through the dense vegetation. There you feast on tropical fruits, filling your shrunken belly to the point of sickness. And then you hear it. The most dreadful cry rings out from a creature you couldn't even imagine in your wildest dreams. The comforting earth begins to shake, animals scatter towards safety, and trees are crushed as whatever this thing is comes closer and closer to you and the other survivors. Your salvation is now your doom.
I loooooooooove this new Cinema Monster figure from Splurrt. He looks ripped from the stop motion world of Ray Harryhausen and ready to feast on some unsuspecting humans. If you want to welcome this beast into your life you'll get the chance tomorrow at noon eastern time when these go up for sale. No lottery involved in this one, just the luck of your computer and a good internet connection. Oh, and you'll need $150, cause that's what he costs. Buy me one at http://splurrt.bigcartel.com/.
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