Oh look, the true form of children has been exposed! This perfectly captures those awkward childhood years, right before a person determines to continue on this path and become Ted Bundy, or change themselves into responsible citizens like those fellas on Shark Tank.
Kids are evil. There's no other way to explain why they keep you up at night, laugh when you get hurt, and break all your stuff. You know why they cry when you take their picture with Santa? It's because of their flesh burning at the touch of anything good a wholesome. Santa's lap is like holy water to those little devils.
Of course I'm kidding (am I?) and children are wondrous little miracles that make you smile and bring joy to your heart (except when their filthy drug habits force you onto an episode of Intervention). DuBose Art has put these adorably horrifying Lil Demon Kewpies up for preorder on his website right now for your collecting pleasure. Each resin figure comes in unpainted flesh (every child's meal of choice) and stands 3 and 1/2 inches tall. Order your demon spawn at http://duboseartanddesign.com/.
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