Did you do your taxes yet? I did, and boy could I have punched a baby afterwards. I didn't get back what I thought I would and the accountant was all apologetic, then still charged me as much as she did last year when I was a baller. How come I didn't get a sympathy discount? They should charge on a sliding scale, not try to kick you while you're down. She's lucky I didn't listen to N.W.A. on the ride over or things would have taken a more gangsta turn. Just ask my wife, whenever she puts N.W.A. on in the car I am totally ready to get in a knife fight.
If you did your taxes and are looking to invest in something, might I suggest toys? They might not be good for your retirement, or building your kid's college fund, but they're more fun to look at than a stock portfolio. Take this "Springtime" Modzilla from Ron English x Toy Art Gallery. This mega lizard and his bunny friends are looking rather festive, like they're going on some really weird Easter Egg hunt. Not that hunting for eggs can be but so strange, but if this dude were invited it's got to be an interesting time. Pick one of these up when they go on sale today at noon pacific time from http://www.toyartgallery.com/. Put it in your kid's Easter basket and scare the crap out of em.
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