And you though those nasty bros from beyond the wall in Game of Thrones were brutal, what with their icy stare and army of the dead. You think Jon Snow's not gonna send them back to whatever black hole you crawled out of? Cause that's gonna happen. See, raising people up from the ground that you just put there is all well and good, but the impressiveness of that is gonna wear thin once you start getting carved up with Valerian steel. You gotta have a wow factor, like when the Wildlings got those Giants to hang out with them. Well feast your eyes on this bad boy my White Walker friends, and have those pesky folks in Westoros cowering in their boots and unable to fight back.
Lolgolth Gnazgoroth from Skinner and Unbox Industries has no problem inspiring fear in any one he, or it, comes across. Now you can have one in your house that will glow in the darkest of nights, scaring the hell out of you even when you try to sleep. Or lighting the way as you get older and can't quite hold your pee pee until morning. I don't want to talk about it.
This sucker is going on preorder today for $145, which is a paltry sum for the crazy detail that goes into one of these. Seriously, I've seen one in person and was struck dumb by how intense manufacturing this behemoth must be. Get yourself one and be amazed by its brilliance every day of your life by clicking here.
How my butt feels after eating at Golden Corral.
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