Oh lord, you better have a priest on speed dial if you let this dude in your house. Plaseebo is known for making creatures that would induce nightmares in the toughest of folks, but this guy has taken that idea and cranked it to 11. Is it those freaky eyes, or is it those sharp flesh-rendering teeth that look like they could pick your bones clean with disturbing efficiency? On second though forget the priest and go get your gun permit because no amount of holy water could stop this dude from what he has in mind.
Are you brave enough to live in the same place as this guy? If your intestinal fortitude is rock solid then you could welcome him home when he goes on sale Friday, January 29th only from www.plaseebo.net.
"Here's your new night light Timmy."
Thanks Chris, much appreciated.
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