This is the most metal designer toy to ever exist. Not like basic girls giving the metal horns because pumpkin spice is back in season; I'm talking men in an ancient world battling the onslaught of demons as they spill forth from a great chasm in the Earth. I'm talking about reading Lord of the Rings and wishing that it was real life and how much better it would be to raise an army against evil rather than stocking another damn shelf at the Wal Mart only to have people not control their little heathens as they tear the place apart. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. You've already got the power chord heavy soundtrack playing in your mind and the thunder in your heart and you're ready to set a fire, roast a mythological creature, and feast at a table made from the bones of your enemies. I just got myself way too hyped. I always do that, then I have to go about my day pretending I'm not thinking about cleaving punks in half with a broad sword. My therapist is gonna have fun with this one.
Worship at the feet of Frank Kozik's interpretation of Frank Frazetta's legendary Death Dealer. He is mounted on his mighty Labbit steed and is ready to send any and everyone on a nasty trip to the afterlife. Open your home to the darkness when this beauty is released on Friday, September 30th from Kidrobot. We are not worthy.
Produced by Bigshot Toyworks.
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