I'm a bit worries that this toy is based on something that can happen to me in real life. That someday I'll be walking down the street and an evil imp will drop from a tree and latch on to my back like a barnacle. Upon securing himself firmly to my central nervous system, he will then force me to follow Nickelback on tour all around the country and refuse to chip in for gas or the therapy I'll need after having to witness Nickelback play 28 times in a row. You're lucky I'm here to help keep you safe by bringing awareness to such fictional issues.
Alex Pardee resides in Florida, which is the state I would expect to have something like this happen. After all they still have dinosaurs roaming around and everyone rides ATV's to work. This is The Backpack, which like Human Centipede, is a name that seems to down play the seriousness of the affliction.
This crystal clear edition was produced by Mighty Jaxx and is available right now by visiting http://mightyjaxx.rocks. Study it and find the cure before it consumes us all!
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