On the tail of the trailer for the brand new Alien film and just a few weeks after debuting at Toy Fair, Super7 is making this big ol figure available for preorder. I've racked my brain trying to think of something funny to say but I'm drawing a blank. Have I lost my touch? Is it time to start writing about high school football for the local newspaper? Will we ever prove that Ted Cruz is in fact The Zodiac Killer? The future looks cloudy, but if you want to own this eighteen inch behemoth of a toy you can do so by visiting www.super7store.com. He'll set you back $195, but if money is truly the root of all evil you should be trying to rid yourself of it anyway. After you buy one of these send me the rest of your tainted cash and I will dispose of it so it can't hurt anyone ever again.
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