I would have sworn by the year 2017 we would have all kinds of cool Terminator body parts that could shoot flames and save MP3s. While awesome replacement parts aren't readily available at Costco, having snakes for arms like this dude would be super weird and probably not the most fun. Could you even carry heavy stuff around, like could you get your snakes extra swole at the gym? And shaking hands would require the person you're greeting to be bit by venomous reptiles, so good luck making friends. You'd probably take some pretty epic Instagram pics though, which could get you sponsorships from lots of dumb companies that make weird beauty products that no one needs. See, I took that positive and totally turned it into a negative. I am in no way shape or form ready for snake arms.
While I am not responsible enough for serpent limbs, this mummy bro from Brandt Peters and Unbox Industries has adapted quite well. This is the first painted version of Orion that's ever existed and you can welcome him into your home this Saturday (July 22nd) when he goes on sale at http://store.unboxindustries.info. Check that site for more info as it pertains to your area of the world.
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