I've never bought into the fact that cyclops are scary creatures. Yeah, they may live in caves and make wind chimes from the bones of their victims, but unless you are already horribly injured or just dumb there's no way a cyclops is catching you with just a club. They only have one eye, so their depth perception must be crap, right? What are the odds that the dude is gonna play whack a mole with a bunch of sailors who mistakenly landed on his island? As long as you're not standing around like a doofus you should have no problem escaping one of these guys. That is my mythological creature survival tip of the day.
For what he may lack in being able to judge distances, Plaseebo's cyclops bro more than makes up for in terrifying looks department. This one of a kind resin/vinyl amalgam stands almost 9 inches tall and of course lights up like the Fourth of July courtesy of a color changing LED. Start gathering tasty sheep for when this guy goes on sale tomorrow, July 12th, only from www.plaseebo.net.
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