As I was attempting to write this post one of my cats jumped up on my desk, and peed on one of my work shirts. No hesitation, just like it was something completely normal that we do everyday. I'm about ready to call that Guy Fieri looking dude from Animal Planet to come over here and kitten whisper some better ideas to her. Oh, and not only that, when she was done she went downstairs and punched one of the other cats in the face hard enough to leave a shed claw stuck in her nose. Apparently she's become a drunken step dad over night and I am not cool at all with this phase. Why couldn't she just go goth and dye her hair black and write Marilyn Manson lyrics on her notebooks like every other disgruntled teenager?
Dewdrops are way too innocent looking to every spring anything like that on you. Just look at that sweet little face and those big eyes. My clean work clothes wouldn't have to all be washed again because they would still smell like Tide if I had a house full of these. Chris Ryniak's little resin buddies have been cast in a brand new seafoam color way and will be available this Saturday, March 3rd at 3pm eastern time exclusively from www.bindlewood.com.
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