When I was younger vampires would have never been a concern of mine because we kept the same hours. No blood sucking pasty dude was a threat because I'd be wide awake and able to defend myself against any attack. Now I'm vulnerable due to the fact that the only way I'm conscious at midnight is because I woke up and had to pee. My safety from those pointy fangs hinges on the hope that they can't enter my house unless they are invited in. I am relying heavily on this tidbit of folklore and my highly trained battle kitten army who freak out any time someone new comes in the house and could raise the dead with the commotion they make. So far the ability to retreat is their favorite of all the military tactics I've taught them.
This little lady from Otto Bjornik may be tiny, but she is our best defense against the hordes of undead, or more specifically her childhood sweetheart, the previously released tiny vampire, Bai Chu. You can take your chances with garlic and holy water, or you can pick up this resin figure when she goes on sale this Friday, May 18th, exclusively from Stranger Factory. Limited to only 30 pieces, each 5 inch toy comes signed and numbered from the artist and can be obtained by visiting www.strangerfactory.com.
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