It's that time of year where turtles are trying to cross the road in order to meet what smells like the loves of their lives. If you happen to see a turtle on the road who needs a bit of assistance on his way to make babies you should always put them on the side they are trying to reach. Those little dudes do not quit and if you put them back where they came from they will turn around, shoot you the bird, and then end up in the same predicament. I respect how headstrong they are when it comes to love, but they really could channel some of that into those little legs and get there quicker. And if you don't help them they might turn into horrible trash monsters and kill you in your sleep. Just sayin.
America, it is almost time to embrace the behemoth that is SUM. Plaseebo and Planet X are bringing these monsters to our shores via their booth at this year's Five Points Fest in Brooklyn. These will all be one of a kind painted by the man himself and available only at booth #328. After the show there will be a larger release sometime in July, but this will be the first chance for many of us to own one of these pissed off turtles. Each one features led color changing lights and loads of revenge in their eyes. I'm excited to see one of these things in person.
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