Is this one of those posts that's going to come back and haunt me later in life? By writing about undead babies am I setting myself up to be fired from a sweet gig later on? All of their trouble people find themselves in by people digging into old Tweets and whatnot has made me think about my own internet history. I try to be humorous and in doing so have joked about drugs, serial killers, mental illness, a plethora of criminal activity, dismemberment, republicans, bodily fluids, reptilian overlords, and a few other things that have become the victim of memory loss. Screw it, let's talk about some zombie kids.
My sister had one of those crayon melting machines when she was little, in which you load broken pieces onto a heated plate and create new ones with all the colors mixed together. The results are not unlike the look of these two little heathens from Miscreation Toys. Whether you have your eye on the very descriptively named Autopsy Zombie Staple Baby (as seen above) or the subtly named Gergle (as seen below) your journey into plastic parenthood will be more colorful than you could have ever imagined. Available not through Lulubell Toys as an open preorder until August 11th, you can start or add to your brood by visiting https://www.lulubelltoys.com.
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