The break room at my job often times looks like people were attempting to combine their lunch with professional wrestling. I cant understand how bits of food manage to end up under the table, in the electrical closet, near-ish to the trash can, under the trash can, on the keyboard attached ro the server in a locked IT room, etc. Naturally, all sorts of little critters get a whiff of those crumbs and are all like "don't mind if I do" and dance their way inside from their otherwise happy outdoor lives. Which then leads to spiders, the natural predator of said critters, dancing their way inside to set up shop and take advantage of the free range buffet dwellers. Their presence leads to screams at various pitches and calls for me to relocate the eight legged opportunists or risk them being squashed under heel. I'd like to think I have a commemorative statue in wherever it is the majority of spiders congregate that describes the amount of their lives I've saved from certain death over the years. I hope they had a good reference picture to use for the sculpture, as I'd rather not have my Vanilla Ice inspired haircut from middle school be immortalized for the ages.
If this dude made his way into my place of business I don't think he would need much assistance from me, as he appears to be able to handle his own business. Although, the more I look at him, Ushi-Oni from
Cereal Box Toys does have kind of a cute, maybe even sad face. You almost want to hug him a little, tell him everything is gonna be alright, until you realize he has a skull for a butthole. You think I'm kidding, then explain this:
That sure is one way to hide your evil side. Innovative skull placement aside, I really like this figure, as it is so different from anything anyone else is making right now.
This dude is extremely limited in two different colorways and only three figures of each. They will be $80 and available this Friday, February 14 at 3pm eastern time from
https://cerealboxtoys.storenvy.com/
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