I find myself thankful for the little things in this challenging world we live in. I'm thankful for the monarch butterflies whose caterpillars I get to watch grow up as the devour our milkweed. I'm thankful that wearing a mask has let me be completely unconcerned with whether or not I have crumbs stuck in my beard after lunch. And I'm thankful that my house is not haunted by freeloading ghosts who think just because they're dead they don't have to pay rent. The last thing I need is some spectral form waking me up in the middle of the night by flickering my lights and thinking that electricity doesn't cost money. I don't know what marketable skills you have once you cross over, but if you're going to disrupt my household you better contribute. Now I would certainly accept being haunted by any ghost that wants to clean in exchange for room and board. How great would that be? You come home from a long day at work and you can relax because the dead Victorian lady did all of the chores while you were out. If any dead Victorian ladies are reading this I am currently hiring.
Luke Chueh and Munky King have released a bunch of these vinyl Ghost Bear figures, but none have looked so delicious. This Cotton Candy edition stands at two and a half inches tall and is an exclusive to Tenacious Toys. And while it may not sweep up or torment your enemies, this guy will add some color to your collection while signaling that you are a friend to all wandering spirits. You can get one for yourself for only $30 when they go on sale tomorrow, August 7th, at noon eastern time from www.tenacioustoys.com.
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