I know that Chupacabra translates to something really horrible and I know that the creature is not taking this goat to go and feed it a bottle, so let's just get that out of the way right now. However, I choose to believe that El-Chupacabra is just an over enthusiastic visitor to the petting zoo and is hugging his favorite critter one last time before he leaves to get ice cream. It's all about perception and whatever you can trick yourself into believing. If he decides to change his diet and start sucking the blood from dismembered bits of human beings I'm totally ok with discussing that in gory detail, but goats are friends, not food. My therapist will be proud that I'm able to set such boundaries.
Tenacious Toys and Weston Brownlee are proud to present the debut figure from their Cryptozoo-fubi line, the aforementioned Chupacabra. Living in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey I am well versed in the world of cryptids as one of the most famous of all time, the Jersey Devil, also makes his home here. Do you think they ever get together, like once a summer with all the other cryptids just to reminisce and see how the others are doing? Then they all complain how Mothman stopped showing up cause he's married and had kids and started working in an Amazon fulfillment center part time. I'd watch that show.
Produced by Mile High Sofubi right here in America, each vinyl toy stands six inches tall and will be available in two different versions. There's the fully painted edition for $65 (limited to 40 pieces) and a super limited run of only 10 pieces in blank green for $40 each. They'll be available starting Monday, June 21st, at noon eastern time exclusively from www.tenacioustoys.com.
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