Next time there's a global pandemic the leaders of the world need to do two things differently: For one they need to start at the first press conference by saying that the virus causes erectile dysfunction. There wont be a man on Earth not wearing a mask, covered by a motorcycle helmet, with a can of Lysol in each hand. Trust me, its science. The second thing is that no matter what the virus actually looks like under a microscope, they need to show a picture of this figure. Anyone whose pee pee isn't directly threatened will in no way shape or form want this little vampire gremlin running amok in their blood stream. Both of these ideas prove my value to the illuminati or whoever it is that actually runs this place, and I will be expecting my offer of employment to arrive any minute. I will not be taking questions at this time.
Kyle Kirwan's Bloom sculpture has never looked more aggressive thanks to the talents of husband and wife duo, doubleparlour. This murderous little imp is cast in resin, hand painted, and comes in two different colorways. The pink is limited to 13 pieces, while the green is even rarer at only 12. They will be $40 each when they are released this Friday, July 2 at 11am eastern time exclusively at https://www.kylekirwan.com/.
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