If you don't have boob rockets in your arsenal are you even trying to win at war?  Since the moment we are born we are all o...

     If Fiji Mermaids were real no one would ever go fishing again.  The thought of pulling some haggard old monkey fish onto your bo...

    The Shining ruined a lot of things for a lot of people, but mostly only when those things were combined were they truly awful.  O...

    Not too long ago my wife and I were doing some Sunday antiquing at a particularly fruitful spot when we stumbled upon the mother of...

       I'd love to have heard the conversation between the dude who invented the Fiji Mermaid and his wife when he first showed it ...

    I sometimes get worried that I'm gonna come home and find cats in the house that I don't recognize.  I have five of them t...