Slumberbean x Creo Design Flavour Friends Series

    I worked a Gregg Allman show the other day and I thought the audience was filled with some chill bros.  Well, except for this one really old dude with a gray pony tail, who was dancing like he had a wicked case of poison ivy in his tighty whities.  Forget rhythm, as wild-flailing was his preferred method of expression.  I imagine he got home later that night, sobered up, and realised that hit of acid he took when he was twenty had just worn off.  Kind of like a dirty hippie version of Rip Van Winkle.

    These chill bros who can't wait to sit on your bookshelf are made by Slumberbean and Creo Design.  dubbed the Flavour Friends, each color is limited to only 20 pieces and come packed in their own bean can.  The first one goes up for sale this Friday, November 1st, for £30 plus shipping at http://www.slumberbean.com/.

Tooth Decay from Creo Design

    I'm not a fan of the dentist.  I'm also not a fan of getting my hair cut, but I think that's more to do with the mortal fear of a slip of the scissors and months of wearing a baseball hat.  I used to have long hair and I had it for nearly 15 years, so when I decided to cut it short it was frightening.  What if me head was oddly shaped?  What if I had a birth mark in the shape of Africa that you would be able to see?  I'd still rather get my hair cut than go to the dentist though, cause there's just something about some dudes hand shoved into my mouth with sharp instruments that I find unappealing.  

    Creo Design is channeling ll of our oral fear with this Tooth Decay resin figure.  This sucker is 7 inches tall and will come in any color you want.  That's right, the first 9 pieces will be available in any color you want.  Choose one for the body, and one for the tooth.  Personally, I would go matte black with a gold tooth.  These go on sale Friday, August 9th, at 12pm GMT for $160 with free shipping.  The free shipping deal lasts for a month, at which point you're gonna have to pay a little extra to have one delivered to your door.  

http://creodesign.storenvy.com/

Look at all the colors you can choose from!

Super Series Sunday from Tenacious Toys x alto x Creo Design

    Super Series Sundays are back!  I know, it's been awhile since I've told you about one of these, but fear not, Tenacious Toys was just working really hard to bring you one of the coolest releases yet.  Creo Design and alto made 10 of these Little Blue Ox figures exclusively for this release and you can only get one tomorrow, June 30th, from http://www.tenacioustoys.com/.

Tooth Decay from Creo Design

    If anyone wants to know what happened to Dr. Mengle, he is alive and practicing evil dentistry in Southern New Jersey.

    I haven't been to the dentist in a few years, but I feel I have a really good reason.  The last time I went my dental insurance people sent me to some guy whose office was in a converted garage in his house.  No big deal, maybe he just wants the sweet tax write off.  And when I met him and he turned out to be in his late 80's I thought he must be really good at what he does to be in practice so long.  It wasn't until after he drilled into my tooth without the benefit of pain killers that I thought he was probably a Nazi war criminal in hiding.

    My tooth had chipped and I wanted to make sure it didn't develop a cavity.  He takes a look, says its no problem and that he can smooth it out real quick and it would be good as new.  At first he was right, he was shaping the problem area with the drill and I felt nothing.  Then he jabbed that sucker in there like he was trying to kill it.  The pain was excruciating and I nearly tore the armrests from his chair.  When he finished I wanted to punch him in his wrinkly old face, but I felt this utter terror of having been violated so completely.  That and I couldn't see out of my right eye.

     Tooth Decal from Creo Design is 7 inches tall, made from solid resin, and brings up painful memories.  They're gonna be 9 of these in the first release that will take place around July or August.  I have to go and lie down for a bit now.

Bespoke Little Ox from Alto x Creo Design

    Are you sick and tired that you can't find any toys to coordinate with that sketchy couch you picked up from in front of the house where the murders happened?  Seriously mom, throw that thing out, it's probably packed with poltergeists and fleas.  Alto and Creo Design don't want you to miss out on an awesome toy just because you're not a fan of the color scheme, so they're letting you design your own Little Ox figure.  

    You want to make him bright pink?  Do it.  You want to make his head and body different colors?  No one will stop you.  You want him to be glossy or have a nice matte finish?  The choice is yours.  You can have it your way, and unlike at Burger King, you won't get intestinal worms.  Make your won toy right now by visiting http://www.storenvy.com/products/1506422-bespoke-little-ox and impress your friends with your stunning sense of design.  

The color selection is kinda big.