Am I totally bummed that I won't be at Designer Con this weekend?  Yeah, it sucks, but it's not like I had grand plans and ...

     Business Monkey has got a fist full of dollars burning his fingerprints off, and he wanted to get rid of them ASAP.  I tried to ...

    You know what I got sitting on the shelf in front of me as a type this?  One of Joe Ledbetter's Business Monkeys from Munky Ki...

    Is this from that movie Frozen, cause I haven't seen it?  Just kidding, I know it's not but I'm completely serious ab...

    I really need to get jobs for my cats.  I bring home the applications, but they never get filled out.  Grump Cat has a job and Lil ...

    Godzilla has been doing it wrong all these years.  If you wanna maximize the damage you can inflict on an unsuspecting city, you ...

    My wife and I spent this weekend in Washington D.C. checking out the zoo and the various museums and whatnot.  It was the first t...

    Optimus Prime obviously couldn't take how terrible the new Transformer movies were and decided to off himself.  Can't say...

    You know what sucks about San Diego Comic Con ?  Not being able to go to San Diego Comic Con .  But who wants to listen to me whi...