My wife was in the liquor store the other day, and was waited on by an elderly gentleman who rarely ever says anything beyond "he...

     Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!!   If you're one of my readers I assume you're already way past drunk or about to be assigned a ...

    Thank God people weren't toting around cell phones with cameras when I was going through my goth phase.  Plausible deniability...

   Having a severed head laying around the house is just asking for trouble.  Just ask anyone who has and they're sure to tell you...

    Sharon and I decided that we would put a bird feeder outside of the window that the cats like to lounge in to offer them somethi...

    I can imagine its hard for adorable things to be taken seriously when they're mad.  Being adorable means that you're ador...