When you don't live in the city you have experiences that people from a more urban area would have a hard time imagining. Before you get jealous, most of them aren't what you would call pleasant. Like the other day when the wife and I were out for a drive and we stop at a light by a large field. Not far from the roadway we see a dead dear, which is not the most uncommon thing, but then it started moving. It's dead body shook and jumped all over like a little project from Dr. Frankenstein. Just before we thought the roadkill zombie apocalypse was upon us a little beagle backed it's way out of the deer's enlarged rear end and grinned at us like he had found an endless supply of beef jerky. His little tail wagged a mile a minute as he pondered over his great discovery, before diving back in for seconds. I'll admit, I was much less horrified by the fact that this puppy had gone head first into the rotting butt of a woodland creature than the idea of it being let back into the house and loved on by an unsuspecting family. Filthy, filthy puppy dog kisses.
Now this dude is more of what I would expect to find nibbling at the old Roadkill Cafe. Hell, I don't think he's the kind of guy that would wait for a station wagon to provide his meals for him; I bet he's more proactive in procuring his dead things. Jon-Paul Kaiser has added a touch of evil to Gary Ham's Sylvan figure, and he will be making his debut at next weekend's Toy Con UK at The Hang Gang's booth. Limited to 100 pieces worldwide, Pobber Toys will be giving the rest of us a chance at snagging one soon after.
