New Mass Effect Figures With Free DLC

    Now this is an interesting way to sell some toys.  The new Mass Effect line of figures will come with free downloadable content for the PC and XBox 360.  Each figure comes with something different to be used in Mass Effect 3 and the content will not be available anywhere else.  Four figures will be released soon with another four to follow later in the year.  Each one will cost you $20, but hard core gamers will most likely shell out the $160 for all eight if it gives them an edge.  Personally, I think it's a great tie in and I would expect to see much more of this in the future.  If they had done this for Arkham City I would have been at the store the day the toys were released.  

Fat Tony by Ron English

    Oooooh a little social commentary with our toys??  Ron English likes to make points with his work which is all fine and nice I suppose.  But attacking Frosted Flakes?  I am way past the age that I should even want to eat a kid's cereal, but I am all about them.  None of that fiber crap for me, I love Frosted Flakes, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms and just about anything else that will rot my teeth.  I'm not sure that cereal has ever made anyone obese, unless you ate a few boxes a day.  I was cool with the fat Ronald McDonald toys cause that made sense to me, but other than being kinda funny, I'm not really taking away a life altering message.  But if you want this big hunk of striped plastic it's gonna set you back $60, which will maybe mean you have to eat less cereal because you won't be able to afford it.  

New Kozik x Kidrobot Plush Labbits

    Don't we all have at least one crazy aunt who wears nothing but animal prints?  A little here and there is ok, but Aunt Junie, do you really need to look like you're a big game hunter all the time?  She cries when she sees a dead squirrel on the side of the road yet she parades around the mall like she just slaughtered a leopard.   I know we live in New Jersey but come on.
    When is animal print appropriate?  When it's on a Labbit!  Kozik and Kidrobot team up to bring us two more versions of their popular stuffed bunnies.  One is rocking a sweet cow print, while the other one is draped in it's best tiger attire, ready to accompany Aunt Junie to the VFW and loose all her money on Bingo.  These guys will be available February 9th  and will be priced at $39.95 for the 14 inch one and $17.95 for the 7 inch dude.

New Stuff Today From Max Toy Co.

     I love this cat figure!  This might be one of my favorite toys that I've never had the chance to own.  If you're lucky enough you can score one of these Kaiju Negora or the Masked Lady Darkness figure from Max Toy Co.  They release today and will surely sell out as do most of their products.  Lady Darkness is cool and all, but I've been coveting one of those cats for awhile.  I think my kitties have been inspired by this monstrosity because they've been especially bad lately.  It's like my living room is Tokyo and they're hell bent on wrecking the place like they ate a barrel of radioactive waste.  I shouldn't let them use the internet anymore I guess.  

New Shawnimals Ninja of the Month Tomorrow!

   New Ninja of the Month! New Ninja of the Month!  This ninja is here to squash all rumors that you're supposed to eat dumplings.  They are to be kept as pets!!!!!  I mean, I knew that all along, but I won't judge those who didn't.  If you don't believe me then why do I have a cage in my basement filled with pork dumplings?  It's not for the smell I'll tell you that much.
    This ninja works at the dumpling pet store, where you can get your very own doughy forever friend.  He's available Wednesday, February 1st for only $30 on the Shawnimals website.  

Pocket Baseball Boy From Super7

    I loooooooooove the Mummy Boy in all of is incarnations and now Super7 is teasing us with a new version.  This is Pocket Baseball Boy and he comes complete with his own little hat and his head stitched up just like a real ball.  I'm more of a hockey fan myself, so if they ever make a version wearing a helmet and having only one tooth I'll be super down to purchase every single one (get on it guys).  But until that day, this one will definitely do.  This is just a sneak peak at what he'll look like.  Release info will probably come soon.

Dead Hand Toys Presents the Slime Gread

     Brian Ahlbeck of Dead Hand Toys has been making some pretty cool resin toys for a while now, but this time he is actually allowing you to have your say in what he makes.  This little guy is called Gread, and you may have seen him before, but never has he been sitting in his own pool of slime!   Where did the slime come from?  Was it there already and he just kind of plopped down in it?  Did it come from Gread?  Does either way make it less gross?
    Starting Tuesday, January 31st, you'll be able to pick from a list of colors for both the figure and the little pool of slime he has found himself in.  Then your toy will be created and mailed out to you.  All for only $20 (plus $3 shipping).  That is an insane price for something handmade and that you had involvement in.  Check out the website here starting at noon to place your order.