Harley Quinn DC Comics Cover Girls Statue

    Ooooooh, hey there. It's no secret I have a soft spot for Miss Harley Quinn. Everyone as a fictional crush right, or is that weird? It's not like I'm admitting to liking Nickelback or anything extreme like that.

   Harley is sporting her new look from the Suicide Squad in this statue from DC Collectibles. I can't say I hate it, as her old getup never really translates into the real world. Just go to any comic convention and you'll see what I mean. You can bring home this adorable psychopath in December for $99.95.

Tenacious Toys x Jon Paul Kaiser NYCC Exclusive Qee

    I was lucky enough to meet Jon Paul Kaiser at the Tenacious Toys booth at last year's New York Comic Con and since then he has had a literal truckload of new toys releases. He went from a relative unknown to one of the most in-demand artists in the world of plastic. If you're going to be attending this year's event, set some cash aside to pick up one of these bad boys.

    This is the Tenacious Toys exclusive Blue Pandaimyo Mini Qee from JPK and Toy2r. Only 300 in this color were made and you'll be able to get one starting on Friday at the con. Jon Paul Kaiser will be there sometime as well to sign em for ya.

Monsterpants NYCC Exclusive Sea-Borg

    You know what you need in your life? Don't you dare say a stack of hundred dollar bills because I worked retail long enough to be allowed to smack you for that (me: "will that be all for you today?" smarmy customer : "yeah, unless you got a stack of hundreds you wanna give me") Not one of those girly love smacks either. I'm talking about a full-on man smack sucka!

    You need Sea-Borgs in your life you silly goose you. These crazy creatures are made by the two hands of James Felix McKenney from Monsterpants. This gold edition is limited to only 20 pieces and will be $35. Visit James at the Monsterpants booth #3116 at New York Comic Con and see what other crazy stuff he brought with him.

Pete Fowler x Dudebox Present Dai Ocean

    Check out this chill bro from Dudebox. This is Dai Ocean and he's part of the Pete Fowler and Fiends series. He looks like that one cool uncle everyone has, the one that has a motorcycle and would take you to get your first tattoo. You can get this guy at New York Comic Con or get a preorder set up on Dudebox's website. And if you check out their Facebook page you could win an original piece of art featuring this guy. Get on it!

NYCC Exclusives from DC Collectibles

    MTV Geek got the scoop on these New York Comic Con exclusives from DC Collectibles, so now you know how much pull I really have out there in the toy world. What do I have to do DC? I thought we had something special, but I had to resort to stealing these pictures from another site. My wittle heart is broken.

    The dudes who created Wallace & Gromit made this Batman figure you see here. It's from shorts that are shown on Cartoon Network, or so I hear. I don't watch much tv unless it involves girl fights or outlaw motorcycle gangs. A guy has to have entertainment standards ya know? You can get one of these for yourself for $25.

    How many Green Lantern folks are there? Or do they just dress anything up in the costumes and call it a day? Ok, you got me, I'm not a huge Green Lantern guy so no I don't actually know all of the stories. All I know is there seems to be a lot of characters to keep up with and these are two of them. That red guy is pretty cool looking though, like he would scare the crap out of you if you saw him in public. This 2 pack is also gonna be $25 and you can pick up these goodies at the Graphitti Designs booth #939.

Crappy Cat Meme 6 Pack

    I'm thankful that I have a job that doesn't offer me Internet access. While that may prevent me from updating this here website as much as I would like, it also keeps me from trying to see everything that's funny online. I do make some time for FailBlog at the end of a long day, so these new Crappy Cat toys have a special place in my heart.

    Anyone with a computer will recognize these 6 faces as being the cornerstones of Internet humor. For $55 you get one of each figure and they will even ship them to your door. But here's the catch: you only have until tomorrow at 2pm Eastern to get yours. Act fast and go to http://crappycat.com/CrappyExclusiveStore.html to get yours.

Ultrus Bog Black Earth Scalded Magma Soul Edition

    What's not to like about this guy?  Anyone who knows me knows I've been coveting one of these for awhile now and maybe this is my chance to strike.  You can't own a toy like this if you're a sissy, cause it will rip out your soul and make sandwiches from your leftover flesh husk.  Good sandwiches too, not that crap you get pre packaged at the gas station that will turn your intestines into low income housing for parasites.  No, we're talking primo deli meats with all the fixins.  And he'll do it all while listening to lo-fi Norwegian black metal cassettes from the early 90's.

    This is Ultrus Bog and he has sprung from the twisted mind that sloshes around in the skull of one named Skinner.  It might be my favorite toy ever that I don't own.  You can get one of your own and make me jealous on October 1st from Lullubell Toy Bodega at 1pm Pacific time.