Altar Beast Bumble Edition from Monster Worship

    This dude is painted up to look like the Abominable Snowman from that Rudolph movie were the elf wanted to be a dentist and they sent the weird toys to live in a leper colony.  The yeti had good intentions but I don't feel the same way about this guy.  Sure, you would think anyone that was that color blue would be fun loving, but that's how he gets you to let your guard down just long enough to disembowel you.  You can lament over your lack of character judgement as he dances around with your entrails.

    This is Altar Beast from Monster Worship looking all wintery.  You can buy him for $45 today by going to http://store.monsterworship.com/.

Shawnimals Gingerbread Dumplings

    Please no one go and try to actually make an edible version of this.  Pork and gingerbread are both delicious, but they should remain friends from a distance.  I can not be held responsible for what they could do to your digestive track when combined as one dish.

    These Gingerbread Dumplings are the crazy work of Shawnimals.  You can get yourself one (strictly to look at) today from myplasticheart at 11am Eastern time.  Only 120 were made wand they will be $11.99 each.  

Shag Racers from Rotofugi

    I want 30 of these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Or just one I guess, cause my cats have to eat and their food isn't cheap.  One of them had a very large bladder stone a few years back and ever since we have to buy them all this hipster food so it breaks down these crystal thingys so I don't have to go through her having to go through surgery again.  Seriously, she was better about it than I was.  That's kinda why kids scare me, because how would I react if something bad happened to one of my offspring?  You can't just lock em in a room with an inflatable collar around their neck so they don't tear their stitches out.  It was heartbreaking.

    This is a Shag Racer from....Shag......and Rotofugi.  There's gonna be 4 different version of this suave skeleton and this one is priced at $90.  It went up for preorder last night, so whoops on me for being a bit late to the party with this one.  I was at Red Lobster pretending to be a rap star.  Hey, that kinda sounded good in my head.  Better than that Lil Wayne idiot.

Blamo Hug Custom Show at Toy Art Gallery

    If you're in the Los Angeles area and for some reason you are not out celebrating my birthday (don't worry, I forgive you in advance) then you should go and see the Blamo Hug show at Toy Art Gallery.  Lots of artists participated in customizing these little dudes and they would all love you to stop by, take pictures, buy them tacos, or whatever else strikes you at the time.  Check out the complete list of participants below.  

Today's Lack of Blog Updates is Brought to You By...

    Lego Lord of the Rings the video game!  It wasn't enough for me to be obsessed with these in real life, but now they consume me via my television as well.  So far I've been sucked in by the Star Wars, Batman, and Indiana Jones versions (though the latter was not nearly as good) and I knew once they announced one set in Middle Earth I was screwed.  So far, that prophecy is being fulfilled.  

Jesse Hernandez x Kidrobot Kukulcan Edition Apocalypse Dunny

    Now you have something else to occupy yourself with the day before the world is supposed to end.  Kidrobot and Jesse Hernandez are releasing this Kukulcan edition of his Apocalypse series Dunny.  2012 of these will be available and will be priced at $14.95.  Go and get one and forget your doomsday prepping cause the only this that will happen on the 21st is that you'll still have bills that are due.

Tokidoki Unicornos Series 2

    My wife went nuts for the first series of these unicorn figures from Tokidoki.  She got all the commons one fairly quickly and it wasn't long before we were hitting up every Barnes and Noble in the area searching for open boxes to try and score the last few she needed.  I became somewhat of an expert at feeling up the little foil wrapper to identify the contents inside.  I'll admit it, I even peeked a few times at little holes that magically appeared to see what was in them.  I regret nothing.

    Now, thankfully, there is a second series that will keep her busy for awhile until we can find those last elusive pieces.  These little suckers were just released the other day and should be showing up soon at stores near you.