Monday, May 13, 2013

Psycho Living Dead Dolls from Mezco



    I have completely given up on that new Bate's Motel show.  The idea of the prequel has been dead to me since Star Wars tried it, so I'll admit I was a little biased going into it.  Then after having actually watched a few episodes I decided to never mistrust my initial judgement.  What sucks about the whole thing for me is just how over the top bizarre the entire town is.  There are Asian sex slaves, a drug ring, people being burned in public without anyone batting an eyelash, and other random acts of craziness that just make no sense.  What should have been interesting about the show is Norman Bate's transformation into the momma loving, knife wielding-weirdo we all love.  Instead what we get is a three ring circus that focuses on everything but his psychosis, which could have been interesting.  The lone bright spot Freddie Highmore is actually good as the young Norman.  Too bad not much can be said for the rest of the show.

  Thankfully Mezco and Living Dead Dolls are here to remind everyone about the classic film and not this new crap.  These two are recreating the famous shower scene in which Anthony Perkins hacks to pieces Janet Leigh.  Sure it's tame by todays standards of blood and gore but this movie has withstood the test of time and even one really bad shot by shot remake.

   For $64 you get both dolls, which is a pretty good deal in my book.  You can preorder them now and they'll be shipped to you when they release in October.    

The Rebuilding of Seaside Heights, New Jersey

 

    It's been a little over six months since Hurricane Sandy hit Seaside Heights and destroyed one of the most famous boardwalks in America.  While Snooki and those other morons from Jersey Shore were unharmed, the amusements piers themselves were claimed by the ocean.  By now everyone has seen the now famous image of the roller coaster sitting in the Atlantic, standing upright and looking as if it were put there intentionally.  I wanted to it in person, this steel monstrosity that had gone from being surrounded by happy vacationers to being the playground of curious marine life.

    I've always had a love for shore towns; these waterfront carnivals that come to life for only three months of the year.   You don't have to go on any of the rides, or lose your life savings trying to win stuffed animals to enjoy their otherworldly atmosphere.  It's a combination of the flashing lights, the unique food, the smell of the salt water, and the plethora of ways that people have come up with to entertain you.

    Sharon and I made the short drive last week to Seaside, a place we had neglected to visit since MTV invaded with their roving band of hooligans and tv crews.  I wanted it unspoiled, the way I had remembered it when we first started dating and I would try to impress her with my uncanny ability to win prizes on the crane machines, or when we would play Skee-Ball until our arms were numb and our pockets empty of quarters.  We had plenty of other places to visit so we didn't feel that were missing out on the experiences we loved until we watched the news footage of Hurricane Sandy.

    We live about 10 miles outside of Atlantic City; just far enough inland that we were sparred the  storm's most devastating effects.  My parents and sister were living directly on the coast and both of their cars and the house they were renting were destroyed by the rising salt water.  I was cut off from them for days, as no vehicles were able to pass the flood waters and their cell phones had long since died due to the power outages (everyone is now safe, sound, and living in an area that has no chance of being swallowed by a storm swell).  Stressful would not begin to describe the situation.  My wife and I sat glued to the television news reports, trying to gather whatever information we could about what was going on.  It was during this time that we saw the helicopter footage of Seaside Heights and the roller coaster that had fallen into the water.  The images were beyond belief.  It looked as if the wooden pier had just disintegrated below it, leaving the structure in exactly the same shape as it had been when it was functional.

    We didn't know what to expect when we arrived.  A lot of time had passed since the storm and rebuilding had been feverishly underway to prepare for the upcoming tourist season.  What we saw blew us away.  The amusement piers ceased to exist, and much of the boardwalk had vanished, leaving only the pilings deeply buried in the sand.  They had replaced a large portion of it, but there was still a long way to go.  On the other side of the street a parking lot had been turned into a makeshift graveyard of rides and mascots in various conditions.  The viking in the picture above was one of the pieces salvaged.

    The entire scene was heartbreaking to see in person, but there also were signs of life returning.  A few of the restaurants and shops were open, and even a couple of the carnival games were there to tempt you with the promise of easy victory.  Any place not sealed off by police tape was crowded with people, most taking pictures, others just enjoying a nice spring day at the beach.  It was an attempted return to normalcy amid the constant reminders of destruction.  It was one of the things that is great about humanity.  


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Saturday, May 11, 2013

Custom Toy Show at Sub-Urban Vinyl Tonight!



    Are you in the North Jersey/New York area?  Are you looking for something to do tonight?  You should go to Sub-Urban Vinyl and see their custom toy show.  There's tons of artists with tons of work and tons of things you can buy.  Why drink yourself into a stupor on a Saturday night when you can look at art instead?  Wait, there's a wine tasting there as well:


Super Series Sunday from Tenacious Toys Featuring Teru Fujita



    And now for something completely different.  Tenacious Toys is continuing their Super Series Sunday releases tomorrow with this custom Android series from Teru Fujita.  He chopped this sucker up, put a lot of cool electronic parts inside of him, and made it so that he lifts off his own head to reveal a light up  face underneath!  It all works by pressing a spring-loaded button on his back.  There's a little video at the bottom of this guy in action if you're curious.  These will go on sale tomorrow for $200 each and only 8 of them were created and will never be made again.  And don't worry, you can easily change the battery after you've played with it too much.  






Friday, May 10, 2013

Custom YHWH Show at Toy Art Gallery


    I like Mark Ryden, I really do, but his YHWH toy doesn't do it for me.  It's a weird squiggly totem pole with eyes and bunny ears and I wouldn't know what to do with it if someone gave me one.  Actually, I would probably hit them with it.  So it is intriguing to me that someone would have gathered a bunch of them up, shipped them around the world, and let different artists rework the figure. The results of some of those endeavors have been making the rounds online and you can see them in person tomorrow night at Toy Art Gallery in Los Angeles.  It is probably one of the strangest objects anyone has ever used as the basis for a custom show, so the results should be nothing if not interesting.  



Pirate Chaos Bunny from Joe Ledbetter x The Loyal Subjects



    This may be the best chance you have to score one of the Chaos Bunnies from Joe Ledbetter and The Loyal Subjects.  They realize that rabbits with jobs = massive popularity, so they made 700 of these pirate versions.  And being a pirate is a pretty decent career choice.  Sure you will most likely die from scurvy, but you'll have a great time beforehand commandeering ships and pillaging fishing villages along the coast.  It beats working at Starbucks.

    Get one of these suckers today at noon Pacific time from https://www.theloyalsubjects.com/

Thursday, May 9, 2013

New Pop! Vinyl Figures from Funko



    I have a doctors appointment later today (standard gerbil removal, nothing to worry about)  and if I see anything that resembles this guy when I get there I'm running the other way.  Clown doctors are probably the scariest thing in the world.  Have you ever seen a movie with a guy that has access to face paint and sharp objects that ends well?  And he looks like he is trying to hug me.  I am not okay with that.  

    Dr. Blake Downs from Children's Hospital is the latest dude to be immortalized as a Pop! Vinyl figure from Funko.  He will be released May 23rd along with this Red Hulk dude:





    Why is Hulk red?  I dunno, I think he hates the regular green one or something.  Or he' got a thing bursting through walls with a pitcher of Kool-Aid.