Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Harley Quinn Preorder from Sideshow Collectibles




    Psychosis is an attractive quality in any woman.  Sure, you could be into girls who "have there stuff together" or that "lack felony convictions" but what fun is that?  You'll have much better stories to tell your grand kids if your special someone has a murderous gleam in her eye.

    Everyone's favorite former Arkham Asylum employee is getting the Premium Format Figure treatment from Sideshow Collectibles.  And she ain't a cheap date.   There are 2 different versions of this figure, but both of them cost $359.99.  The exclusive version comes with a switchable head that features her without her makeup.  I don't know why there is a difference when the prices are the same, maybe one is more limited.  What I do know is that they start taking preorders for these tomorrow (May 16th) and they offer payment plans.  You can totally justify this to your significant other by saying you're trying to build your credit.  Unless you took my earlier advice and are with a sociopath.  Then you should just be quiet.




BEVIL Aqua Edition and Sushi Kaiju Sakura Flavored from Paul Shih



    Vegetable are the devil's work.  Sure, they make up a huge portion of that huge pyramid, but you know who created that?  The government.  You know what else the government created?  Taxes and speeding tickets.  So naturally I distrust the pro-vegetable agenda.  And now that I've seen this broccoli with his fangs a horns, I know that I've been right all along.  

    Paul Shih is the creator of both BEVIL and Sushi Kaiju.  He obviously has a thing for anthropomorphizing the things he eats,which is cool.  Most of what I eat tends to come alive after I've made futile attempts to digest it and it then wages a holy war on my guts.  That's another story for another day, hopefully involving Oprah Winfrey and some inspirational music.  Then I cash in.  

    Both of these resin food dudes will be available this Friday (May 17th) at 1pm Pacific time from http://paulshih.storenvy.com/.  They're limited to 10 pieces each.


Tuesday, May 14, 2013

New Tees from Jon-Paul Kaiser x Outsmart Originals



    If I had it my way I would wear black all year round.  If I had it my way it would also never get warmer than 70 degrees so that I wouldn't sweat like a disgusting pig.  While I still am working on spells to control the weather, I do sometimes have to change my normal black attire and wear lighter colors that won't make me die of heat stroke.

    Outsmart Originals had my warm weather comfort in mind when they decided to make these white versions of Jon-Paul Kaiser's tees.  Now I can look fashionable on the boardwalk without the risk of passing out and being picked apart by seagulls.  And if that wasn't enough, there are even incentives for all of us to buy these shirts.  For everyone we order we will be entered into a drawing to win a test pull of a JPK toy that was never released!  And if you buy 2, you get 1 free!  And if you buy 3 in the month of May you get 1 free!  I'm not the best at math, but these sound like deals to me!   Make sure you order by June 2nd to be eligible to win the toy.

Bespoke Little Ox from Alto x Creo Design



    Are you sick and tired that you can't find any toys to coordinate with that sketchy couch you picked up from in front of the house where the murders happened?  Seriously mom, throw that thing out, it's probably packed with poltergeists and fleas.  Alto and Creo Design don't want you to miss out on an awesome toy just because you're not a fan of the color scheme, so they're letting you design your own Little Ox figure.  


    You want to make him bright pink?  Do it.  You want to make his head and body different colors?  No one will stop you.  You want him to be glossy or have a nice matte finish?  The choice is yours.  You can have it your way, and unlike at Burger King, you won't get intestinal worms.  Make your won toy right now by visiting http://www.storenvy.com/products/1506422-bespoke-little-ox and impress your friends with your stunning sense of design.  



The color selection is kinda big.

Custom Tuttz from Small Angry Monster x Argonaut Resins On Sale Tonight




    I like me some kitties.  I live with three real ones and have countless plastic ones.  If I lived in Game of Thrones my sigil would be a cat head with a viking helmet and crossed battle axes beneath it.  If you don't like cats you are probably in cahoots with Satan.  

    So of course I like these.  These Tuttz were made by Argonaut Resins and then fancied up by Small Angry Monster (aka Adam Pratt).  My absolute favorite is the one being built by the Egyptian workers. I got to see one similar to this one last year and it is even more impressive in person.  You could be the proud owner of these custom toys as they will be loaded into the Argonaut Resins webstore tonight at 10pm Eastern time.  




Monday, May 13, 2013

Psycho Living Dead Dolls from Mezco



    I have completely given up on that new Bate's Motel show.  The idea of the prequel has been dead to me since Star Wars tried it, so I'll admit I was a little biased going into it.  Then after having actually watched a few episodes I decided to never mistrust my initial judgement.  What sucks about the whole thing for me is just how over the top bizarre the entire town is.  There are Asian sex slaves, a drug ring, people being burned in public without anyone batting an eyelash, and other random acts of craziness that just make no sense.  What should have been interesting about the show is Norman Bate's transformation into the momma loving, knife wielding-weirdo we all love.  Instead what we get is a three ring circus that focuses on everything but his psychosis, which could have been interesting.  The lone bright spot Freddie Highmore is actually good as the young Norman.  Too bad not much can be said for the rest of the show.

  Thankfully Mezco and Living Dead Dolls are here to remind everyone about the classic film and not this new crap.  These two are recreating the famous shower scene in which Anthony Perkins hacks to pieces Janet Leigh.  Sure it's tame by todays standards of blood and gore but this movie has withstood the test of time and even one really bad shot by shot remake.

   For $64 you get both dolls, which is a pretty good deal in my book.  You can preorder them now and they'll be shipped to you when they release in October.    

The Rebuilding of Seaside Heights, New Jersey

 

    It's been a little over six months since Hurricane Sandy hit Seaside Heights and destroyed one of the most famous boardwalks in America.  While Snooki and those other morons from Jersey Shore were unharmed, the amusements piers themselves were claimed by the ocean.  By now everyone has seen the now famous image of the roller coaster sitting in the Atlantic, standing upright and looking as if it were put there intentionally.  I wanted to it in person, this steel monstrosity that had gone from being surrounded by happy vacationers to being the playground of curious marine life.

    I've always had a love for shore towns; these waterfront carnivals that come to life for only three months of the year.   You don't have to go on any of the rides, or lose your life savings trying to win stuffed animals to enjoy their otherworldly atmosphere.  It's a combination of the flashing lights, the unique food, the smell of the salt water, and the plethora of ways that people have come up with to entertain you.

    Sharon and I made the short drive last week to Seaside, a place we had neglected to visit since MTV invaded with their roving band of hooligans and tv crews.  I wanted it unspoiled, the way I had remembered it when we first started dating and I would try to impress her with my uncanny ability to win prizes on the crane machines, or when we would play Skee-Ball until our arms were numb and our pockets empty of quarters.  We had plenty of other places to visit so we didn't feel that were missing out on the experiences we loved until we watched the news footage of Hurricane Sandy.

    We live about 10 miles outside of Atlantic City; just far enough inland that we were sparred the  storm's most devastating effects.  My parents and sister were living directly on the coast and both of their cars and the house they were renting were destroyed by the rising salt water.  I was cut off from them for days, as no vehicles were able to pass the flood waters and their cell phones had long since died due to the power outages (everyone is now safe, sound, and living in an area that has no chance of being swallowed by a storm swell).  Stressful would not begin to describe the situation.  My wife and I sat glued to the television news reports, trying to gather whatever information we could about what was going on.  It was during this time that we saw the helicopter footage of Seaside Heights and the roller coaster that had fallen into the water.  The images were beyond belief.  It looked as if the wooden pier had just disintegrated below it, leaving the structure in exactly the same shape as it had been when it was functional.

    We didn't know what to expect when we arrived.  A lot of time had passed since the storm and rebuilding had been feverishly underway to prepare for the upcoming tourist season.  What we saw blew us away.  The amusement piers ceased to exist, and much of the boardwalk had vanished, leaving only the pilings deeply buried in the sand.  They had replaced a large portion of it, but there was still a long way to go.  On the other side of the street a parking lot had been turned into a makeshift graveyard of rides and mascots in various conditions.  The viking in the picture above was one of the pieces salvaged.

    The entire scene was heartbreaking to see in person, but there also were signs of life returning.  A few of the restaurants and shops were open, and even a couple of the carnival games were there to tempt you with the promise of easy victory.  Any place not sealed off by police tape was crowded with people, most taking pictures, others just enjoying a nice spring day at the beach.  It was an attempted return to normalcy amid the constant reminders of destruction.  It was one of the things that is great about humanity.  


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