Custom Vinylmation Figures from Evilos x Dopevinyl x Monster Kolor

    This totally looks like something that's edible.  How could it not have a delicious flavors?  Evilos painted up 15 of these Vinylmation toys with Monster Kolor paint and the entire process was filmed by Jordan Ahern (Dopevinyl) who is making a documentary about designer toys.  The color on these is pretty awesome and looks more like a paint job you would see on a car rather than a toy.  You can add one to your collection tomorrow (May 17th) at 9am Pacific time by visiting http://evilosart.blogspot.com/.

    And you can check out the video of how they were made by going to https://vimeo.com/66292219.

Want Every Funko SDCC Exclusive Toy? Here's How

    This might be the most insane thing I've ever written about.  The sheer madness/brilliance of this idea has literally reached out from my computer screen and smacked me in the face.  Funko will have a whopping 57 exclusive items at this year's San Diego Comic Con, and if you are attending the event or happen to have a wholesale account with them, then you can secure each and every one of them at a discounted price.  So not only will you not have to spend the entire convention hovering around their booth waiting for toys to release, they'll also ship them to your house for you for free (if you live in the US, other countries have to pay they're own shipping).  They would sell all of these toys normally for $950, but if you buy before July 1st you can secure them all for $799!  They haven't announced specifics yet, but there will be Pop! Vinyl, bobble heads, and other vinyl figures included in the mix.

    There are a ton of clues about what toys you will get and all the other important info you need to buy them at this link:

http://www.icontact-archive.com/bgihXsTqzfGjmXXYo3MiOvEMQJrmUsk4?w=1

Harley Quinn Preorder from Sideshow Collectibles

    Psychosis is an attractive quality in any woman.  Sure, you could be into girls who "have there stuff together" or that "lack felony convictions" but what fun is that?  You'll have much better stories to tell your grand kids if your special someone has a murderous gleam in her eye.

    Everyone's favorite former Arkham Asylum employee is getting the Premium Format Figure treatment from Sideshow Collectibles.  And she ain't a cheap date.   There are 2 different versions of this figure, but both of them cost $359.99.  The exclusive version comes with a switchable head that features her without her makeup.  I don't know why there is a difference when the prices are the same, maybe one is more limited.  What I do know is that they start taking preorders for these tomorrow (May 16th) and they offer payment plans.  You can totally justify this to your significant other by saying you're trying to build your credit.  Unless you took my earlier advice and are with a sociopath.  Then you should just be quiet.

BEVIL Aqua Edition and Sushi Kaiju Sakura Flavored from Paul Shih

    Vegetable are the devil's work.  Sure, they make up a huge portion of that huge pyramid, but you know who created that?  The government.  You know what else the government created?  Taxes and speeding tickets.  So naturally I distrust the pro-vegetable agenda.  And now that I've seen this broccoli with his fangs a horns, I know that I've been right all along.  

    Paul Shih is the creator of both BEVIL and Sushi Kaiju.  He obviously has a thing for anthropomorphizing the things he eats,which is cool.  Most of what I eat tends to come alive after I've made futile attempts to digest it and it then wages a holy war on my guts.  That's another story for another day, hopefully involving Oprah Winfrey and some inspirational music.  Then I cash in.  

    Both of these resin food dudes will be available this Friday (May 17th) at 1pm Pacific time from http://paulshih.storenvy.com/.  They're limited to 10 pieces each.

New Tees from Jon-Paul Kaiser x Outsmart Originals

    If I had it my way I would wear black all year round.  If I had it my way it would also never get warmer than 70 degrees so that I wouldn't sweat like a disgusting pig.  While I still am working on spells to control the weather, I do sometimes have to change my normal black attire and wear lighter colors that won't make me die of heat stroke.

    Outsmart Originals had my warm weather comfort in mind when they decided to make these white versions of Jon-Paul Kaiser's tees.  Now I can look fashionable on the boardwalk without the risk of passing out and being picked apart by seagulls.  And if that wasn't enough, there are even incentives for all of us to buy these shirts.  For everyone we order we will be entered into a drawing to win a test pull of a JPK toy that was never released!  And if you buy 2, you get 1 free!  And if you buy 3 in the month of May you get 1 free!  I'm not the best at math, but these sound like deals to me!   Make sure you order by June 2nd to be eligible to win the toy.

http://outsmartoriginals.storenvy.com/

Bespoke Little Ox from Alto x Creo Design

    Are you sick and tired that you can't find any toys to coordinate with that sketchy couch you picked up from in front of the house where the murders happened?  Seriously mom, throw that thing out, it's probably packed with poltergeists and fleas.  Alto and Creo Design don't want you to miss out on an awesome toy just because you're not a fan of the color scheme, so they're letting you design your own Little Ox figure.  

    You want to make him bright pink?  Do it.  You want to make his head and body different colors?  No one will stop you.  You want him to be glossy or have a nice matte finish?  The choice is yours.  You can have it your way, and unlike at Burger King, you won't get intestinal worms.  Make your won toy right now by visiting http://www.storenvy.com/products/1506422-bespoke-little-ox and impress your friends with your stunning sense of design.  

The color selection is kinda big.

Custom Tuttz from Small Angry Monster x Argonaut Resins On Sale Tonight

    I like me some kitties.  I live with three real ones and have countless plastic ones.  If I lived in Game of Thrones my sigil would be a cat head with a viking helmet and crossed battle axes beneath it.  If you don't like cats you are probably in cahoots with Satan.  

    So of course I like these.  These Tuttz were made by Argonaut Resins and then fancied up by Small Angry Monster (aka Adam Pratt).  My absolute favorite is the one being built by the Egyptian workers. I got to see one similar to this one last year and it is even more impressive in person.  You could be the proud owner of these custom toys as they will be loaded into the Argonaut Resins webstore tonight at 10pm Eastern time.  

http://argonautresins.bigcartel.com/