Usir/Cadaver Kid Mashup from Splurrt at FOE Gallery Tomorrow

    Is it wrong to think this guy is kinda cute?  Is this like some more modern Rorschach test that I've just completely failed and that will lead to my confinement in a mental hospital?  While I go nail my front door shut to keep the men in white coats out, you should plan on making a trip to FOE Store and Gallery tomorrow for the release of these Usir/Cadaver Kid mashups by Splurrt.  Aren't they just so huggable?  

Yellow Monster Embryos from Taylored Curiosities

    Is this guy lemon flavored?  He looks like he could be.  Lemon is one of the most superior flavors in the world.  Lemon is better than just about any other flavor you can name.  Beef is good too though, but I don't want to eat anything that looks like beef flavored candy cause that's kinda pushing it.  Beef mints?  Yuck.  That does remind me of this one time I went to Chik-fil-A and they were selling these Pez dispensers and I was kinda disappointed that the candy didn't taste like chicken.   Now that I think about it that was kind of a gross thing to be disappointed about, but I was caught up in the moment.

    Taylored Curiosities has just released these yellow Monster Embryos.  Don't lick em though, cause resin tastes like crap and may kill you.  It also may not, I'm no scientist.  To be safe you should probably just admire it from your shelf.

http://tayloredcuriosities.bigcartel.com/

Dekorner Exclusive Red Resin Mao Bust from Frank Kozik

    Little known fact:  Chairman Mao invented Candy Crush.  Only someone like this fart muffin could have invented a game so cruel and addictive that it placates the masses and prevents an uprising.  Just think about it:  Each time you get mad about something your phone dings to let you know you have more lives and you commence playing and forgetting what you were mad about.  "Damn, I don't know how we're gonna pay our mortgage this month, oh look someone sent me another life on Facebook."  "I really feel oppressed working in this factory and not being able to meet my needs, oh it's Candy Crush time. "  Candy Crush is the bane of man, the preventative measure to ensure we can not better ourselves and evolve from being mere cogs in the great machine of the state.  I am currently up to level 105.

    Frank Kozik loves taking the horrible leaders of the past and putting an artistic spanking on them.  Bad horrible leaders, bad!  Either that or he feels Mao would have gone ape to ride Space Mountain.  This resin bust in brilliant red is an exclusive to DeKorner.  Fifty of them exist and you can be one of their lucky owners this Monday, September 9th, at 9am Pacific time.  

http://www.dekornerstore.com/

8 Inch Quetzalcoatl Custom Dunny from The Beast Brothers

    Ahhhhh if only I was in charge of making toy decisions.  I'm not mind you, but it's not for a lack of trying.  I've got my fair share of opinions, sometimes negative, sometimes not.  Most of the negative opinions I never share because I feel it would be a waste of time for me to type about things that I think are dumb.  Believe me, it would take awhile.  What I like to instead do is focus on the stuff I really like and just let everyone else blow smoke up your butt about how awesome something is when we all know it sucks.  That being said, if I were in charge of making toy decisions this would be an actual production Dunny.  The colors, the sculpted pieces, everything is spot on.  You can't tell me people wouldn't go nuts to own one of these.  I would call you a lying liar whose pants are indeed on fire, cause this guy is sick.  

    The Beast Brothers aren't in the business of waiting around for someone else to realize how cool this would be, so they just made it themselves.  This is of course based on their 3 inch Dunny that was an actual production release, but this sucker should have been made huge from the get go.  Starting tomorrow, September 6th, you have 24 hours to order one of these.  However many are ordered are however many they shall make by hand.  And it even comes in a laser engraved box, which is pretty cool.  Order yours from http://www.thebeastbrothers.com/.

Scamwave from UME Toys

    Let us continue our journey into the world of famous characters given a nice artistic reboot.  UME Toys has released this Scamwave figure today based on everyone's favorite evil cassette player.  Anyone could paint an action figure a different color and call it a day, but this is what makes this unique.  It's all hand made and a completely unique vision.  Only 5 of this edition will be available and they will each come with a set of blueprints and a mini print.  You better get on it son.  

http://ume-toys.blogspot.co.uk/

The Meth Lord from Blockheads Toys

    Personal Breaking Bad update:  I am now into season 5.  It's taken a lot of hard work and I've had a great team supporting me through these few weeks of watching the entire series.  Two days worth of my life have now been signed over to Netflix and I regret nothing!!!!!!!!!  Surprisingly enough I didn't need to actually use meth to stay up all night and watch episode after episode.

    You know what I love?  Ok, you may not and that's probably for the best incase the cops ask you, but one thing is when someone takes a classic character and lends their artistic interpretation to it.  The Meth Lord from Blockheads Toys is that kind of toy that makes me happy to write about.  They've created ol Heisenberg out of the very substance he created and that has taken over his life.  He is consumed by it; by the money it makes him.  It's genius and you can own one of these in either "Heisenberg's Stash" or glow in the dark versions.  Preorder one of these suckers right now by visiting http://blockheadstoys.bigcartel.com/.

New Custom Tuttz from Argonaut Resins x Emily Bee

    My wife wants another cat.  She's always dropping subtle hints like "I want another cat" or "let's go to the shelter and get a kitten."  I'm not opposed to it, but I'm already worried that my house smells like pee and I'm just used to it and don't know anymore.  Like when you ride in someone's car and the moment you get in you're hit with the smell of old socks and dead rodents and they're just smiling away, oblivious to the fact that their car makes your sinuses weep.   

    Fake cats are the safest way to add to your feline collection without having to add litter boxes and scented candles.  Emily Bee painted this Tuttz from Argonaut Resins in her instantly recognizable style and is offering him for sale today (Wednesday September 4th) at 1pm EST.  

http://emilybee.bigcartel.com/