Don't you hate it when you see killer exclusives that only people at comic con can get? Then it sucks twice as much when they pop up on eBay for so much money you have to choose between toys and healthcare. To hell with that noise, cause Healeymade has got a ton of new releases for all of us that are stuck at home and can't find anybody to buy our extra lung for straight cash. Browse his wares he will have for sale, then point your browser to www.healeymade.com at 8pm eastern time on Wednesday, July 20th (that's tonight, sucka).
There are some aspects in life that are way different from what I know having lived in America my whole life. For instance, did you know that in Taiwan the garbage trucks come around playing ice cream truck music to let you know when to bring your trash out? Then you have to chase the truck down and throw the bags in the back yourself. Now, I know you think I may be a dang gone liar, so here's video proof that even Agent Scully would have to accept:
I just knocked your teeth straight outta your mouth with that truth slap.
My wife and her family lived over there for a bit and were pretty confused the first time they witnessed it, and I had only seen it online after one of her friends recorded and posted it. Technically there is probably ice cream somewhere buried in there, but that's better left to the rats. They also have strippers that you can hire for funerals but that's a topic for another day.
When it comes to ice cream choice is the key and Rotofugi is giving you plenty of it courtesy of Frank Kozik's Jerome. There are four new flavors to choose from and because they're not jerks and realize everyone can't be at comic con, they're making them available online as well. If you're not in San Diego you can get em starting Wednesday, July 20th, at 8pm central time at www.rotofugi.com.
Sharon and I recently went to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania and stayed at a haunted bed and breakfast. For those of you who don't know, Gettysburg was the site of the bloodiest battle in the American Civil War and has become a hot spot for people ghost hunting. Not that we were there for that reason, but if we were gonna pay the same price to stay at the Econo Lodge then the prospect of seeing some restless souls was like a bonus deal. The place had become a hospital after the battle to treat the wounded so we thought the chances were high we might have an otherworldly encounter. That night we heard a lot of weird sounds, bits of conversations, and what sounded like boots walking across the hardwood floors just in front of the bed, but we weren't treated to any visuals. Not that I'm upset that I didn't wake up to a soldier's blood soaked face leaning over mine. I'd never live it down if I screamed like a girl.
There's easier ways to see ghosts than to traipse around old battlefields or haunted houses. You can just buy them. Ain't this a great time to be alive? Kathie Olivas and Brandt Peters are all set to release this glow in the dark set of figures ready to bring some mini spookiness to the comfort of your own home. Each seated Boo and Kuma set glow in blue to let you know that they're active at night opening all of your cabinets and rearranging your collectibles. Get em when they go on sale Wednesday, July 20th at noon pacific time only from http://www.circusposterus.com.
May I present to you the one item that is guaranteed to get moms fighting UFC style on Black Friday this year. Ninetendo just announced that they're releasing this NES Classic gaming system that comes pre loaded with 30 of their most popular retro games of all time. You get all three Mario Bros., Metroid, The Legend of Zelda, and one of my all time favorites Techmo Bowl. I used to destroy people in this game because I would always play as the Raiders and just run Bo Jackson through their defense all day long. There was nothing they could do but slam the controller in disgust as I celebrated touchdown after touchdown. I would try and trick my wife into playing against me but I'm not looking to sleep on the couch the rest of my life.
This little bundle of joy is set to retail for $59.99 when it's released in November and it comes with one controller. A second controller will run you another $9.99, which is totally worth it to assert your 8 bit dominance on everyone you know.
Times are hard for everyone as far as economics go, and if you're not Lebron James you gotta be smart with your toy buying money. That means you need value for every dollar you spend, and one thing I know if you can't beat getting five figures for $75, especially when they're made of sweet Japanese sofubi. It's the Ferrari of plastics and it's what makes up the Oh My! Yokai series from Candie Bolton and Toy Art Gallery. But you're not gonna get these figures as blanks because they've even been nice enough to throw in a cool little paint job to bring out every detail in their masterful sculpts. I'm starting to sound like an infomercial. Snatch em up Friday, July 15th at noon pacific time from www.toyartgallery.com.
One of my favorite scenes ever from Game of Thrones is during The Battle of the Blackwater when Bronn draws back his bow, launches a flaming arrow, and ignites the ship loaded with wildfire thus destroying Stanis Baratheon's invading fleet. That moment as it races towards the vessel is the most peacefully epic moment... right before it melts the flesh from those unfortunate souls. It's pretty much the best way you can end a battle as long as you don't miss. My luck I'd burn my hand on the arrow, double over in pain, and end up shooting Tyrion through the head. The show would have taken a much different turn without the imp.
Wildfire is dirty business but it sure is pretty to look at, which explains the vinyl color of Miscreation Toy's latest Autopsy Zombie Staple Baby. Who knew an undead baby thing could be so attractive. These will be available on Friday, July 15th at 3pm eastern time from http://www.miscreationtoys.com and I'm told will not explode if lit. Unlike a real bloated corpse who will explode if you take a speed bump too quickly. You only make that mistake once.
I've never been to San Diego Comic Con. Heck, I've never even been to California. In fact I only crossed the Missipssippi for the first time in my life last year. I'm not what you would call well traveled, but I've got spunk and by golly that's gonna carry me to the top! Now I may just be simple caveman toy writer, but I know that Super7 is the booth with the goods at comic con. Peep all the goods you can pick up at booth number 4945, including the debut of Bat Boy!!!!!!!
