You didn't go to comic con and neither did I. That practically makes us family. That also makes us straight out of luck when scoring those exclusives without paying disturbing flipper prices. Or does it? Super7 has just posted their remaining exclusives online at www.super7store.com so now you can get all the stuff you wanted without some cosplayer poking you in the eye with a fake sword due to lack of costume awareness (that happened to me once). Check out some of what you could treat yourself to:
"Ooooooh Toy Viking readers, don't you dare be sour, clap for your world famous two time champs, and feeeeeeel the pooooooooooweeeeeerr...."
It's The New Day, yes it is, shrunken down and turned into Funko Pop! Vinyls. These are definitely not Booty and will be available this holiday season as exclusives to Toys R Us. Will they all three be packaged together? Will that package be a box of Booty O's? Will the WWE ever hire me to live out my literary fantasies as a writer for their programs? Only those with true unicorn magic know for sure. Holders of said magic drop me an email and answer all my questions. I'm still only half way through my unicorn magic guide but my allergy pills keep making me fall asleep right when I get to the good part. Curse you pollen and the wall you've built blocking my path to enlightenment!
Comic con is sooooooooooooooooo dumb. Just kidding, I'm pretty jealous of all you folks hanging out in San Diego, so I'm talking smack to make myself feel better about not being there. Not that I'm really that bummed about it, cause then I'd be really broke and trying to figure out how to keep the lights on so I could look at all of my purchases. Comic cons are dangerous for your credit rating.
You wanna know the other good thing about not being at comic con? Instead of being shoulder to shoulder with strangers on Friday, you get to take advantage of new releases from doubleparlour. Take a look at some of what will be available when these go on sale today at 3pm pacific time from http://doubleparlour.myshopify.com.
Don't you hate it when you see killer exclusives that only people at comic con can get? Then it sucks twice as much when they pop up on eBay for so much money you have to choose between toys and healthcare. To hell with that noise, cause Healeymade has got a ton of new releases for all of us that are stuck at home and can't find anybody to buy our extra lung for straight cash. Browse his wares he will have for sale, then point your browser to www.healeymade.com at 8pm eastern time on Wednesday, July 20th (that's tonight, sucka).
There are some aspects in life that are way different from what I know having lived in America my whole life. For instance, did you know that in Taiwan the garbage trucks come around playing ice cream truck music to let you know when to bring your trash out? Then you have to chase the truck down and throw the bags in the back yourself. Now, I know you think I may be a dang gone liar, so here's video proof that even Agent Scully would have to accept:
I just knocked your teeth straight outta your mouth with that truth slap.
My wife and her family lived over there for a bit and were pretty confused the first time they witnessed it, and I had only seen it online after one of her friends recorded and posted it. Technically there is probably ice cream somewhere buried in there, but that's better left to the rats. They also have strippers that you can hire for funerals but that's a topic for another day.
When it comes to ice cream choice is the key and Rotofugi is giving you plenty of it courtesy of Frank Kozik's Jerome. There are four new flavors to choose from and because they're not jerks and realize everyone can't be at comic con, they're making them available online as well. If you're not in San Diego you can get em starting Wednesday, July 20th, at 8pm central time at www.rotofugi.com.
Sharon and I recently went to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania and stayed at a haunted bed and breakfast. For those of you who don't know, Gettysburg was the site of the bloodiest battle in the American Civil War and has become a hot spot for people ghost hunting. Not that we were there for that reason, but if we were gonna pay the same price to stay at the Econo Lodge then the prospect of seeing some restless souls was like a bonus deal. The place had become a hospital after the battle to treat the wounded so we thought the chances were high we might have an otherworldly encounter. That night we heard a lot of weird sounds, bits of conversations, and what sounded like boots walking across the hardwood floors just in front of the bed, but we weren't treated to any visuals. Not that I'm upset that I didn't wake up to a soldier's blood soaked face leaning over mine. I'd never live it down if I screamed like a girl.
There's easier ways to see ghosts than to traipse around old battlefields or haunted houses. You can just buy them. Ain't this a great time to be alive? Kathie Olivas and Brandt Peters are all set to release this glow in the dark set of figures ready to bring some mini spookiness to the comfort of your own home. Each seated Boo and Kuma set glow in blue to let you know that they're active at night opening all of your cabinets and rearranging your collectibles. Get em when they go on sale Wednesday, July 20th at noon pacific time only from http://www.circusposterus.com.
May I present to you the one item that is guaranteed to get moms fighting UFC style on Black Friday this year. Ninetendo just announced that they're releasing this NES Classic gaming system that comes pre loaded with 30 of their most popular retro games of all time. You get all three Mario Bros., Metroid, The Legend of Zelda, and one of my all time favorites Techmo Bowl. I used to destroy people in this game because I would always play as the Raiders and just run Bo Jackson through their defense all day long. There was nothing they could do but slam the controller in disgust as I celebrated touchdown after touchdown. I would try and trick my wife into playing against me but I'm not looking to sleep on the couch the rest of my life.
This little bundle of joy is set to retail for $59.99 when it's released in November and it comes with one controller. A second controller will run you another $9.99, which is totally worth it to assert your 8 bit dominance on everyone you know.
