This dude is looking swole, like he's about to run Hulkamania wild on you!!!! There's nothing you can do, because once the Magma Coolie Gnaw has flexed on you it's time to throw down. This beast from Plaseebo can be your eternal sparring partner when he goes on sale today (Wednesday, January 18th) from www.plaseebo.net. I hope you've been saying your prayers an eating your vitamins.
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
The Prisoner from Luke Chueh X Munky King
Is there a more fitting toy for our times? Half of us are on some type of medication, the other half probably should be, and we're all held captive by the evil pharmaceutical industry that not only controls our government but our very ability to exist. It's not all petting kittens and sipping lemonade here folks; there are hard truths to be found on these pages.
Luke Chueh and Munky King are set to release The Prisoner today at noon pacific time. It's a little bear inside a little bottle of Vicodin and it's fun for the whole family!!! On a serious note I'm glad to see a designer toy really tackle something heavy and not just rely on being a cutesy character. Not that I don't enjoy that stuff, but I also like art that is challenging and at times uncomfortable and I think that is an area that is desperately underserved in our little niche corner of the world. This feels like something I would pay admission to go see rather than something I could actually own myself. But I could and so can you later today (Tuesday, January 17th) at www.munkyking.com.
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Dark Cosmos Edition Gacha Set from Paul Kaiju x Toy Art Gallery
Look at these tiny Paul Kaijus!!!!!!!! Aren't they just the sweetest little things? This is known as the Dark Cosmos Edition of his popular gacha series and speaking of outer space I think it's high time the aliens went ahead and revealed themselves and invade our planet for better or worse. Would we even bat an eyelash at this point if a UFO landed on the White House lawn, or would it just be a labeled as "fake news" and brushed aside like everything else is? Or maybe they're already here and they're much crueler than we could have ever anticipated. I already feel like we're gathered at the base of a space craft, waiting for the door to open and reveal whatever our fate will be. Maybe I should skip the next Twilight Zone marathon.
Toy Art Gallery will have this set of critters available beginning tomorrow, Friday the 13th, at noon pacific time. You better get them now before we are all forced to work in the salt mines on a far away planet that doesn't have WiFi.
New Wootmumski and Wootkowski Figures from Scott Wilkowski x Woot Bear
I attempted to say the title of this post out loud and thank God I was home alone otherwise my wife may have called an ambulance thinking I was having a stroke. I did get a little light headed, but I'm no worse for it so let's soldier on.
Scott Wilkowski and Woot Bear are poised to release what looks like a veritable butt ton (it's part of the metric system) of new little mascot dudes. Not only will there be the standard one featuring both solid and infected editions, but this will also mark the debut of a mummified version who will also come in the previously mentioned forms. These will be available in their store in San Francisco and online beginning tomorrow (Friday, January 13th) at noon pacific time.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Scott Tolleson's Pipken Labbit from Kidrobot
I haven't been wearing glasses for very long and actually I see ok without them, or so I thought. For years I've just had an astigmatism in my right eye and a meager prescription in my left, but I wanted to be able to see as clearly as possible and they do make a noticeable difference. Then a few weeks ago I had an eye exam and I learned I have a VERTICAL IMBALANCE!!!!!! I'm completely flawed! One eye has just gone and done his own thing and decided to see things higher than the other one does, like they totally have never heard my talk about teamwork that I give the cats every so often. And I never noticed it, but I tilt my head slightly to the right as some unconscious hillbilly fix to try and correct the problem. I still haven't gotten my new glasses yet, so who knows if the entire world has been a visual lie my whole life or not. I'm about to go and emotionally eat lunch like I'm main eventing Wrestlemania.
Speaking of glasses, look what we have here! A couple of brand new Labbits from the folks at Kidrobot. This time Scott Tolleson has worked his argyle magic on Frank Kozik's little bunny friends and turned them into a couple of nerds, which is not a derogatory term at all, unless being incredibly smart and making tons of money and having good fashion sense is something to be frowned upon. I do prefer a good flannel to a sweater, but I'm open to new ideas.
Both are available right now at www.kidrobot.com, with the pink one being their online exclusive.
The Electro Doublethink Night Gamer from Plaseebo
You know Plaseebo is the king of all nightmare toys when he can take something that used to have two heads, pare it down to a reasonable amount of one, and it be thrice as scary as before. A true monster mash, he combined his cute yet parasitic-looking Night Gamer with a Doublethink body and filled it with all kinds of icky things. The creepy contents of the figure could be a great commentary on the darkness than man possesses in his heart hat is only visible when illuminated from within, or they could just be because bugs freak people out. Not that they bother me, I'm only scared of change and lunch meat that's been in the refrigerator for more than four days.
This one of a kind figure will be available on Thursday, January 12th, at http://plaseebo.net/.
Oooooooooh look at all the blinky things!
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
The Sucklord Has Bugs
When we look back at the work of the Sucklord, will these be the pieces that speak most to art enthusiasts? Will these be the ones in which he captured life in Metropolis in its rawest form, thus stirring the emotions of both those who've experienced it and those for which it is a foreign concept? Would you believe me if I told you that I don't even drink?
The Sucklord will one day be regarded as the genius we all know he is and by then his work will be unaffordable. So the time to invest is now, when just one trip to donate some plasma could set you up with either one of these beauties. And I hear they give you juice and cookies too!
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