You know what's genius about this bank? It's the same color as the only money I have. These cats are expensive son. I've never seen creatures eat the way they do, or that were as hell bent on destroying all my stuff. I don't know what they're insistent on acting like your mom's second husband, but it's killing me financially. I wouldn't even bother putting my money in this bank because by the time it hit the bottom it would already be spent on cat food or that fancy litter they insist upon that costs a day's wages per bag. Can a brother get a telethon?
But this Modern Hero bank from Mad sure is pretty to look at, even if the only thing you're storing in it is dust. It's a beast at 18 inches tall and this copper colorway is limited to only 30 pieces that go on sale today over at http://www.madtoystore.com/.
You know what I got sitting on the shelf in front of me as a type this? One of Joe Ledbetter's Business Monkeys from Munky King. So how do I already have one and they're not even on sale yet? I can't tell you all my secrets son, but what I can tell you is that this sucker is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G and you can get yourself one before anyone else this weekend as Munky King will be running an Instagram contest. So if I were you, and I wanted a monkey with sound financial knowledge, I would go and follow Munky King on Instagram right now. I'll be doing a proper review of this guy next week that may or may not include taking him somewhere that he can spend all those dollar bills in his hand. Actually, I'm just gonna try and pay my credit card statement with them. Gonna make it rain in Wal-Mart boooooooooooooy!!!!!
So this morning I woke up to surprise snow. Nowhere in any weather report that I watched this week did it say it was gonna snow here, but that sure didn't stop a few inches of the stuff from making driving a challenge as I took my wife to work. I know that meteorology is supposed to be a science but I'm not buying into that any more. No one's perfect, but every time it has snowed this winter it has either been a complete surprise or the amounts were so drastically different than what the weather people said that I could have just asked one of my cats. I think that it's all a conspiracy and that meteorology is nothing more than an amateur form of witchcraft. I think after they invented names for the clouds they just gave up and started casting bones and gazing into scrying glasses. And let us not forget the big deal that they make about a ground rodent seeing his shadow and predicting when spring will come. Science, are you there? I'm gonna go and catch a weather person and see if they float when I dunk them into the lake.
The beautifully painted resin of these Kings of Atlantis skulls probably hold some secrets of their own, but hopefully they're a bit more accurate that channel 10. Argonaut Resins enlisted the help of Clinton Yaws to bring these to "life" (Get it, cause skulls are a symbol of death, lol. Oh morbid puns you slay me! I did it again!!!) My favorite is the Easy Rider one cause I like that movie a lot and it seemed like everyone was having a good time in it until the end, which is oddly the point when good times usually go bad. And you can't beat a movie where motorcycles are just as important as the main actors, though I did thoroughly enjoy wacky Jack Nicholson.
You're gonna wanna go ahead and click on that video you see there to set the proper mood for this toy review baaaaaaaaaaaaaby. That's right, just move your cursor over to the play button, press it, and let the smooth sounds of Marvin Gaye prepare you for what it sure to be the greatest, and I mean greatest, thing you will see all day. Are you ready? Is your soul in the mood for love? If you said "yes" then I'm gonna need you to scroll down a little further so the festivities can begin....
Oh dang, you didn't see that coming did you? But to each his own I suppose, cause these wolves shouldn't be ashamed of how they express their love, even if it's more Lil Wayne than Marvin Gaye. You've never seen a toy like the one that Luke Chueh and Munky King have created here. Provocative is the first word that comes to mind, which is not a bad thing by any means, because most of the time good art is exactly that. And being that this toy is taken directly form one of Luke's paintings (you can kind of see it on the box in the back round) it captures all of the meaning that the original work had. Now, what that meaning is I have no idea, but that's not gonna stop me from sharing the one's I came up with:
- The larger wolf could be the IRS while the smallest one represents my disappointment at my refund this year
- Or he could be the government in general, who has labeled us all as sheep and who takes great pleasure in metaphorically screwing us at every turn
- They could be a perfectly normal couple who have decided to spice up their relationship by playing dress up (I always try to get my wife to dress up as Margaret Thatcher when she cooks dinner. That's probably more to do with a head injury I suffered as a youth football player though)
What I dig about this toy is that it pushes boundaries of what a designer toy should be. It's kinda cool to have to think a little bit beyond whether or not something is cute while at the same time having to look past whatever awkwardness we may feel about our in-laws knowing there are two plastic wolves makin puppies on our entertainment centers. The term "art multiple" gets thrown around a lot when describing designer toys but there are very few that I could expect to see for sale in the gift shop of a modern art museum. I think this one fits that bill, from the toy itself to the slim packaging.
Now I know some of you may want to buy this toy cause you like it but fear having to explain to your young children exactly what's going on here. I get that your house may be more Disney than National Geographic, so I have taken the liberty of utilizing the convenient 3 piece construction to create two alternate scenes you can use to avoid all birds and bees talk:
In this scenario, two wolf friends are attending comic con. One has chosen to dress up as his favorite character Super Sheep, while the other has just complained the whole time about waiting in line. While rushing to get to the next long line the crabby wolf trips over someone's fake sword and falls on his face, much to the hilarity of his costumed friend. End scene.
In this next one, the two wolves and the sheep are enjoying a festive spring break at the Jersey Shore, when all of a sudden one of them makes eye contact with some meathead's girlfriend. Having just downed a protein shake and 13 shots, the meathead delivers a brutal uppercut to the one wolf, while his friends get ready to do battle. So many spray tans were ruined that night. End scene.
Those are just two quick ones for you, but the possibilities are endless! And they're also interchangeable with all of the other editions, so you can mix and match em however you like. This original version (that takes its color scheme directly from the painting) will be available early in March from www.munkyking.com. They are limited to 500 pieces and will retail for $69 (I see what you did there you cheeky little monkeys).
I love the look of marbled vinyl. It's all trippy looking like one of those Bill Graham posters from the 1960's. Couldn't you see this guy on a sign outside the Fillmore, with Jefferson Airplane's name all distorted as it filled in the space around him?
I'm just gonna leave this right here.
Speaking of all things psychedelic, I worked with a guy who had a friend who decided he wanted to expand his mind by taking acid. He ended up kicked out of college after he tore all of the drywall down in his dorm room and ate the insulation because he thought it was cotton candy. I don't think a trip to the emergency room was the kind of trip he had in mind.
Back to that beautiful toy specimen. Nadsat Boy is the creation of Kenth Toy Works and Toy Art Gallery and will be available today at noon pacific time over at http://www.toyartgallery.com/. And kids, don't do drugs. They're a waste of good toy money.
Why so blue panda bear? Cause he's a Tenacious Toys exclusive, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. It's kind of their thing, which I'm all about because I like consistency. I like to know that I will never get a full night's sleep because one of the cats will knock something over, scare the others into a feline stampede, and ensure that I nearly have a heart attack. I like to wake up in the morning and know that I have a delicious box of Cap'n Crunch waiting for me. I like to think that if I mention how delicious Cap'n Crunch is two sentences in a row that maybe they'll send me some free cereal cause that stuff ain't cheap. I'd like free cereal to become a consistency.
It feels like just last week that I wrote a pretty baller review of Nerviswr3k's "Inner Child" figure. Actually, it was just last week, so if you missed it you won't have to scroll too far back in the archives to bask in it's glory. But before you bask, or afterwards if you promise to come back, you should know that this little monster is limited to only 125 pieces and will be on sale starting February 28th at noon eastern time only from http://www.tenacioustoys.com/. They will have the red version available as well. This toy was produced by the fine folks at Suburban Vinyl.
Did you know the yuck that causes pink eye can live on a surface for a month? I only know this because it's an occupational hazard where I work; one which I've been fortunate enough to avoid. Of course, pink eye is not the worst thing you can contract from another person, but it's pretty gross. No wants to wake up with their eye crusted shut and looking like the weeping dead.
I don't know what would cause something like this to happen to you, but I'm sure Jenny McCarthy will tell you not to vaccinate against it. Who would have thought some idiot television personality wasn't in fact the utmost authority when it came to infectious diseases? Crazy.
Ferg and Grody Shogun's Young Gohst is looking like he may need a trip to ye old apothecary to get a tube of ointment. Anything you need a tube of ointment for just sounds like the grossest thing possible doesn't it? I don't know what ails him, but it looks contagious. This resin figure has been given the "infected" treatment from Scott Wilkowski and is available for preorder right now from Lulubell Toy Bodega. You have until March 1st at 9am pacific time to secure yourself one for $70. Maybe if you lick it you'll build up your immune system.
